What do you call a chav
with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you call chavs with a brain?
A crowd.
When do chavs cross the road?
When its safe.
What do you say to a Chav?
Big Mac with fries please
What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
It dies of loneliness !!
What do you call a chav in a suit?
The accused
(Submitted by: andy davies)
Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
One can read and one can write!
What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
(Submitted by 'sophie butcher')
What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure
(Submitted by 'toby')
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching
Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation
of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped
for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde
employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for
us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
- The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream?
Mint
(Submitted by 'miles')
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