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What do you call a large group of chavs decending on somewhere
(a pub for instance)?
A Chavalanche
Submitted by 'Macona'
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him
over?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
Submitted by 'Peter'
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit?
Prisoner
Submitted by 'Marc Draco'
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